Hello and thanks for your interest in Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™. While this may seem like a fictional product, we will happily build one for you for the low low price of $6,789.99. But you’ve got to act fast, this deal won’t last.
Your Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™ will include the following:
One (1) Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™ machine
One (1) Daily Brew each morning (7) each day of the year (365 during non-leap years, 366 during a leap year!)
Percolate transcription services: You fax back your Daily Brew comments and they’ll be transcribed and posted across your social platforms.
One (1) pack of paper. You know, the regular stuff you would buy at Staples.
Here’s what others are saying about the Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™:
“For a busy executive like myself I can’t imagine how I ever lived without the Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™. Each morning I wake up, turn over and reach for my Daily Brew(Fax) and jot down a few notes to share across my social platforms. The Percolate transcription technology then turns my comment into social media magic.” – John Shankman, Publisher, The AWL
You Won’t Believe you Ever Lived without Percolate Print-and-Fax-in-1™
If you’d like to procure your own you can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or CALL RIGHT NOW (646) 470-8346!
As a bit of context, Percolate is a tool that helps brands create content at social scale. If you’re interested in our tools for brands or media companies you can find more info over at the Percolate site.